Joey Bosa Has Re-Signed For A Gazillion Dollars

Gruden voice I tell you what man, I fucking love Bosa. He's got an insane motor and a crazy high football IQ. His on and off injury issues are definitely frustrating, but when he is on the field he DOMINATES. Not to mention him and Melvin Ingram are a top-3 pass rushing duo in the league. The relative impact of this contract is definitely a harsh look, though:

Not only did he just skyrocket to the top of the individual DE pay chart, but he's being paid more in guaranteed money per year than 20 teams are currently paying for their entire defensive lines. Is one man worth that much? Hell, I don't know. But incredible pass rushers aren't exactly easy to come by, and his defensive impact goes way beyond just his stats. Don't let my horrible team's irellivence and his quiet nature fool you into thinking he's anything less than top-tier at his position.